i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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