Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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