people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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