Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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