i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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