But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
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