got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
third nipple confirmed
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I know her cup size but not her name....
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