Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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