I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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