i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
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