Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
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