we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
