I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
How external is "for external use only"?
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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