You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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