what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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