took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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