is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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