Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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