Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Semen is not good for contacts.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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