dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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