I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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