my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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