check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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