This dress was meant to end up on your floor
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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