don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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