So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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