Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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