doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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