so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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