i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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