yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
