This girl is more easily done than said...
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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