All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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