Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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