Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
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