I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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