For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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