So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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