we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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