Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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