thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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