Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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