Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
what day is it and did you see me today?
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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