Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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