The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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