i permit you to call me
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Your dad touched me again.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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