Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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