Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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