508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Randomize