went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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