I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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