grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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